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yank my doodle its a dandy

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell
That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"
by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009
mugGet the yank my doodle its a dandymug.

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"
by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017
mugGet the you got to be yanking my dick offmug.
A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"
by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019
mugGet the Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Homug.
A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"
by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019
mugGet the Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Homug.

dick do gank yank n ho

When a man has a belly bigger than his dick and masturbates constantly and jizzes on anything like plastic bags, dirty clothes, hats, kids toys...NASTY...dick do gank yank n ho...
Dick do gank yank n ho : Bruce sure is a dick do gank yank and ho!
by Justice League Kat December 27, 2019
mugGet the dick do gank yank n homug.

when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.
13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
mugGet the when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myselfmug.

Yanking Dough

When you have masturbated so many times that your sick is completely soft but you keep going.
Person1: “bro I was jacking off so much last night I ended up just yanking dough.”
by Sassy Hitler July 22, 2021
mugGet the Yanking Doughmug.

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