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Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"
by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011
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slat wipe

David Hughes from Penmaenmawr previous owner of a bunkbed and a viz mag was taught by a close relative how to slat wipe.. Basically tossed of by your uncle and then wiping the cum on the slat of a bed belonging to a sibling..
Eg: "Hey uncle Dan take the Jonny off so we can slat wipe!"
by Ramonial crumb January 9, 2020
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Ice Wipe

When your ASS is burning so badly usually after a very HOT and Spicy meal. That the ONLY rememedy is to bring down the inflamation of that Hemeroid is by wiping your ass with an ICE CUBE!!
Holy crap I could barly sit down my ASS was burning and Itching so badly. That my only plan of action was to go in to the ice box grab the biggest ice cube there is and numb the pain and itching with a good Ice Wipe!!
by Shoe Guy 7 November 22, 2011
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Miss Wipe

when you wipe your ass after a shit and get a bit on your hand.
fuuuuuck i just miss wiped. i’m gonna cut off my hand.
by angie003 May 23, 2020
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Ass wipe

by Kyle Phantom May 19, 2018
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Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt
"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"
by MooMawNation June 20, 2016
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Winter wipe

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.
Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay
by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023
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