Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass

Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow

by SilBil89 June 3, 2012

Warzone widow

A girlfriend who used to be loved who had now lost her partner because he chose warzone over her

She used to be in a relationship with Dale but she's now a warzone widow

by Gamingwidow2022 November 26, 2022

White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus

'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'

by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024

Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

100DD Widower

A man who must cope with the temporary death of his relationship during the 100 Day Dash.

When Robert becomes a 100DD Widower this year, he'll spend his free time drinking bourbon at Pat's Steak House.

by Tommy Goomba April 11, 2022

baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.

Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."

by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016

killing the widow

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures

Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck

by misterman October 10, 2013