Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia

Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.

by Jason westfall March 30, 2012

wish weiners

A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.

EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!

by BruinKiller3469 May 21, 2009

Weiner Weaning

To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.

Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?

Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.

Jake: Shit, that's genius.

by Dagnasty October 20, 2014

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009

jesus weiner

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany

"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"

by twopaws February 19, 2010

weiner-boobs

A man that is transitioning to female and has started taking hormones, developing breasts.

She's a weiner-boobs.

by Aneedadix March 02, 2018

turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

by turkey weiner September 30, 2009