warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.

Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?

by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023

Warm food

warm foods= foods that make you feel bad after consuming or "warm" like your body is stuck in the desert

Can vary from person to person, depends on the person’s personal tastes

“Do you like almonds?”
“No dude, those are warm foods…”

by heheheheeheheh July 20, 2022

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Warm Art

The act of ejaculating on a person while trying to draw a picture.

I created some warm art on my girlfriend's face.

by CymbalKrash September 14, 2019

warm piss

A bad/cheap alcoholic beverage, generally with a low alcohol content

Did you try that disgusting microbrew i told you about?
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.

by Atreides, Leto March 11, 2020

Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

Warm Saddle

When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area

Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.

by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014