Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

wack bars

When someone freestyles and say they have bars otherwise their wack

Shondale: Corey did you like my freestyle

Corey:you got some wack bars

by I be chiefin keef November 22, 2018

Wack A Stack

Wacking a Stack is the act of masturabating.

“Hey bro, I’m going to bed.”
“You gonna wack a stack first?”
“Obviously.”

by ChasapRocky August 7, 2018

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

dummy wack

when something so so amazing or so stupid that you can’t even function

“y’all heard of sexism? that shits dummy wack”

by tiktokbaddie June 5, 2019

wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

Rine Wack

The act of getting your penis stuck in a tiny wrench.

Hey Adam did you hear that Matt had to go to the hospital for rine wacking himself last night?

Really? What size?

Yeah, I heard it was a 1/2"

Poor bastard

by backdraft_02 June 8, 2017