Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012

Fishy Wig

A term for the Cops. Also can be referred to as the Po-Po, the Police, The Fuzz.. etc. Originating in the South around Coastal areas, this term is claimed to have originated due to some college students under the influence. The term "Wig" is in reference to the pompous nature of certain members of the law enforcement who tend to take them selves too seriously like the wig-wearers of past centuries. "Fishy" relates to the suspicious business that those in law enforcement tend to bust. Thus the term "fishy wig" was born.

Dude, put that out the fishy wig is about to pull us over.

by The Captain Janeway March 7, 2011

man in a wig

"Man in a wig"

1. A insult for a man "pretending" to be a woman online or an insult for trans women.

2. locals on roblox trying to be funny on da hood.

1. Eww it's a man in a wig!

2. "a man in a wig just stomped me on da hood"

by sevenbigbubbleguppies October 14, 2023

couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 17, 2021

Wig Rock

Haircut. (Both men and women)

I just got my wig rocked at the barber shop, dawg!

by BP December 19, 2003

Slut Wig

A person, most times a girl, who gets into the ears of a person and turns that person against thier own friend. The term is created from the girl being a slut and being all in the persons ear like an ear wig.

Catherine told Mike that i think he's an asshole and now he wont talk to me. She's such a slut wig.

by Meyers A. August 6, 2008