furry purple wiggle lamp

a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure

"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"

by pati September 11, 2006

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

by Lizzle May 11, 2003

stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

by chris_2191 January 31, 2008

Wiggle Sausage

When a Man Shakes his large sausage, that creamy cheddar spills out.

Oh yeah, that wiggle sausage feels good mama, thank god you are my actual dad.

by ZacAttak May 02, 2022

the best wiggle-diggles

Slang for female masturbation and playing with female genitals. Companion to the male “the best tuggie-wuggies”

“I got horny AF. Had to give myself the best wiggle-diggles.”

by purpleHEW February 15, 2024

Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010

wiggle woggle

When driving and the road has various stops, turns, and obstacles making through passage difficult for travel

"Hey Mr. Leo Potter, how do I get back to M-23 from wal-mart?? "
-"take it to 65 north to avoid the wiggle woggle of Alpena!"

by Hair parted down the middle July 21, 2023