A beautiful wife, or thoroughbred, who is broken or has issues. Like a rescue purebred you cannot otherwise afford or deserve once purchased you realise he/she has had a traumatic life and will require extra attention and care for the life of the marriage.
You are an average looking guy with and average income but have somehow landed a knockout. She is probably a rescue wife with history.
by davesandiego March 10, 2011
Get the Rescue Wifemug. The opposite of a whore face.
I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face
When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face
When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face
by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014
Get the wife facemug. by Swimmah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 November 28, 2018
Get the Lane Wifemug. by baddiejojox July 4, 2021
Get the hoosoo's wifemug. by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
Get the Cunt-Wifemug. 1. A socialite, dressed primarily in haute couture labels.
2. Armani suits are currently the top male line of "power suits". So a woman married to one of these top executives, would be an "Armani Wife", she's married to a man in an expensive designer suit. He's one of her little accessories.
*I suppose you could also be a Chanel wife or a Dior Wife.
2. Armani suits are currently the top male line of "power suits". So a woman married to one of these top executives, would be an "Armani Wife", she's married to a man in an expensive designer suit. He's one of her little accessories.
*I suppose you could also be a Chanel wife or a Dior Wife.
by To carpensi from advisor October 9, 2007
Get the Armani wifemug. A female gym buddy who is super cute, athletic, and a boss lady in the gym but isn't your actual girlfriend because she can deadlift and squat more than you.
by Yogibear1896 October 10, 2017
Get the Gym wifemug.