White Widow

Oh you thought I meant the spider? Or the marvel one? Nah, man. This shit is 15% THC and might kick your ass a little bit.

I might have been referring to the weed, or the spider. The marvel girl will definitely kick your ass.

"Damn that white widow kicks ass!"

"Which one?" - some stoner

by novaranium August 13, 2023

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Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.

Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.

by rlsaine July 7, 2018

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Widow Hopper

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.

That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.

by iKitty January 23, 2014

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Widow Predator

A person—often a stepchild, relative, or opportunistic acquaintance—who preys on a grieving widow in order to claim property, wealth, or assets that the widow legally and morally protected. A widow predator typically waits until the husband passes away, then uses deception, manipulation, or legal loopholes to seize control of the widow’s marital home or estate, despite contributing nothing, especially in cases during the caregiving or hardship period.

This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.

"After ten years of caregiving, she watched helplessly as the greedy, privileged step-kids went after the widow. After her husband died, the Widow Predators swooped in, pretending they cared, only to snatch the house she paid for and maintained the entire time."

by Huntsville, AL Widow May 4, 2025

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