Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood October 27, 2015

Welcome to Bloxburg

Welcome to Bloxburg is a game in Roblox made for people who want to trap kids in their basements- oops I think I said it wrong haha-

Anyways it’s made for people for role playing purposes, build and create houses, and explore. There are tutorials on how to build houses in the game. Whilst, you get a limited 1-day offer if you just started. (You need R$25 to purchase Welcome to Bloxburg.)

Note, I do not make these tips, I’m not the owner of the game, it’s/they’re all credits to Coeptus, the owner of Welcome to Bloxburg.

By: AddleMosquets (itz_h4ll0we3no) in Roblox

by AddleMosquets October 28, 2022

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 03, 2019

robloxian welcome

The act of dry humping another persons roblox avatar while they are AFK or not looking.

“Man I was gone for 5 minutes and this guy was giving me a robloxian welcome when I got back”

by LE PHROGG February 15, 2024

Welcome to the future

Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.

It's lyrics are:

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024

Warm welcome

A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.

Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.

by David Gent February 11, 2022

Marroners Welcome

The marroners Welcome is a greeting used by Internet trolls whom message new Instagram accounts. It basically welcomes a person to Instagram and tells them not to post any dick pics as it would result in bad consequences. Hence that's why it would be a tragedy!

The marroners Welcome goes like this "Hey what's up marroner? Welcome to Instagram! Try not to post any dick pics now! Or else that would be a tragedy!

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023