Voluntiled

A portmanteau of volunteered, volatile, and told. To be voluntiled is to volunteer for something by way of being told you are doing it, usually by a manager or supervisor.

See also Voluntold

Casey was voluntiled for cleaning up all the vomit from last night's work Christmas party

by OrwellianNightmare August 15, 2024

Voluntold

Unwillingly volunteered by someone else

Guests start cleaning dishes
(Parents) oh Anna will get the dishes!
(Anna) looks like I’ve been voluntold!

by L.rvers August 28, 2024

volumptuous

you have a big and juicy GYATT

This booty is volumptuous.

by Big Daddy Des September 7, 2023

voluntold

The act of volunteering someone for a task without providing them with the ability to refuse. Often times, the person that is being voluntold was not even in the room when the other person signed them up.

My manager voluntold me to present at this week's department meeting.

by Tychopotts February 12, 2024

voluntary bang up

Being too scared to leave your prison cell to go on the exercise yard or landing, so you stay in your cell as much as possible.

‘Yo I heard he was riding voluntary bang up in the wok house’
‘ What a neek’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

volutpat

a volcano

A: we're studying o a volutpat.

by kionchan123 May 13, 2024

Voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN

That isn't it. That's your solipsistic delusion of virtue.

Hym "Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was dragged out of an inn in the middle of the night while he was hiding with his followers after one of them betrayed him. You are voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN to improve your own quality of life and control the distribution of women without having to be an AI creating genius. You just want to be the boss of me forever. That is all. You're going to dispense with all of the unwanted men the second MY AI comes online and you no longer need the labor and the people who are refusing to speak up are doing it because and only because they have been anointed. And until that happens you're going to do shit like this in the name of kids or women until you can get the death-bots to do it for you. It doesn't matter what side of the death bots I'm on because the same thing is going to happen either way. End the weaponized schizophrenia and release me immediately or continue to watch people retaliate and kill your kids."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025