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vegetarian 

A person who eats only fruits and vegetables. Some eat Fish and Chicken, though i don't see why, Fish and chickens aren't plants, and therefore have feelings.
Vegetarians are vegetarians for a number of reasons, some including: they don't like meat in the first place, they don't want animals to die for their foods, and plants have no feelings.
Vegetarians and Non vegetarians can live an equally long life, whoever said they live 7 years longer is bsing, though Vegetarians are less prone to heart disease and don't eat as much fat as Non vegetarians.
Food plants do not contain vitamin B12, and vegetarian diets are usually low in long-chain n-3 fatty acids.
In many countries, Vegatarianism is misunderstood, and in some it is even frowned upon. Most countries offer Vegetarians support by writing on food wrappings if it is suitable for vegetarian use.
Although shearing sheep for wool does not usually involve the death of the animal, many vegetarians, especially vegans, do not wear or use wool. A common alternative for cold-weather wear is polar fleece, which has the added benefit of being available in versions that are made from recycled plastic.

Yeah, im not a vegetarian... And you call us misunderstanding? Fry me.
Most good resteraunts these days have vegetarian options :)

Vegetarians tend to be fitter and thinner then meat eaters.
vegetarian by skrewi lui August 3, 2007
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vegetarian 

hey dickheads, dont say you arent a vegetarian if you eat eggs and milk. That would make you not a vegan dumbass. Look the fucking word up in the dictionary.
Vegetarian: "oh i'm a vegetarian"
other person: "really? do u eat eggs and milk?"
vegetarian: "yes, i'm not a vegan."
vegetarian by vegetariangirl June 13, 2006

Vegetarian 

one who smokes only Marijuana and nothing else, none of those othe drugs, fuck that shit, that shit is bad for you
Q:want some crack, get you high?

A: nah man, i'm strictly vegetarian
Vegetarian by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004

Vagitarian 

Lesbians.

‘Nuff said
My friend Misha is a vagitarian. She has a girlfriend
Vagitarian by Depressedpandamonium September 14, 2018

VegAtarian

One who does NOT eat animal meat but sometimes the by product. Also wears Fur.
I'm VegAtarian man! I don't eat meat from animals but I'm also NOT gonna throw paint on ur Fur jacket, feel me?
VegAtarian by HoodGeek February 1, 2021

fanny vegetarian 

female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over
In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!
fanny vegetarian by JuxTheFirst October 10, 2008

sexual vegetarian 

An individual who refuses to engage in oral sex.
My new girlfriend gives great head. She's clearly not a sexual vegetarian.
sexual vegetarian by Lexmed April 14, 2016