Vanilla Homie

Vanilla homie; noun;

Slang term for a person of caucasian descent who attempts to fit into the 'Gansta' crowd.

"Yo, man...what's that wiggah doin' puffin' 'round 'ere, man?"
"Yo, shiznit, respect! Wiggah is racist! This 'ere is muh main man, Vanilla Homie"
*At this point in the conversation, the Vanilla Homie is doing some sort of rapper hand motion and pouting*

by Fudgiebutt November 11, 2005

vanilla bdsm

The lightest parts of bdsm that vanilla people might do.

"I'm not into hardcore kinks, but I'd do bondage and submission."
"Oh, so you're one of those people who does vanilla bdsm."

by dovahzul December 6, 2016

vanilla mexican

A white person that has grown up with Mexican culture

Im not Mexican, but I'm a vanilla Mexican

by Ayyyyeeeeeee August 26, 2017

Vanilla Blues

The sense of sadness felt when you like someone, however they're vanilla and you're freaky kinky.

These vanilla boys are giving me the vanilla blues..

by NoiziCat October 2, 2015

vanilla hug

When you cum inside a girl but she wont let you pull out.

I went to cum inside my girlfriend but she gave me a vanilla hug and now shes pregnant.

by Krull257 January 18, 2020

Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010