The act of blasting yourself in the chin with a powerful load and knocking your head back. Usually occurs while stoned. Very embarrassing and usually results in an itchy chin all night, no matter how thoroughly you wash.
Shaun "Dude, I was getting a handjob from some chick last night while i was stoned and i gave myself an upper cum!"
Spencer "Shut up."
Spencer "Shut up."
by notSkelly July 3, 2011
Get the Upper cum mug.An upper west side boy has blonde hair blue eyes and is a self entitled and low key snobby brat who most likely wants to go into investment banking or live off their parents and be a artist. To live on the upper west side you must either be a annoying Jew with a name such as (Matthew Edney) or snobby wasp with some rediculous name like (Coke O'Neal IV) these people lie about how much money they make to keep their cheap ass rent controlled apartments.
Person A: I wonder how much that upper west side boys parents pay in taxes.
Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
by Domchugger December 6, 2016
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"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".
by mark abestin December 18, 2003
Get the upper decker mug.A streetwear clothing shop originated in San Francisco, California. Sells clothing, hats, and paintings designed by graffiti and/or street artists such as Jeremy Fisch.
Was once a pleasant, local store where sneakerheads and hipsters visited to pick up some semi-expensive clothing. However, once the word got out it became largely commercialized (in San Francisco) and is now a place where soccer moms come to purchase "cute" jackets for their little kids. Thanks to its commercialization, awkward kids and momma's boys now are running the streets of the Bay Area with Upper Playground's clothing, and its reputation is slowly falling into the gutter.
Was once a pleasant, local store where sneakerheads and hipsters visited to pick up some semi-expensive clothing. However, once the word got out it became largely commercialized (in San Francisco) and is now a place where soccer moms come to purchase "cute" jackets for their little kids. Thanks to its commercialization, awkward kids and momma's boys now are running the streets of the Bay Area with Upper Playground's clothing, and its reputation is slowly falling into the gutter.
Awkward Kid: Hey guys, did you see my Upper Playground hat? My mom gave it to me for Christmas!
Ex-fan: Man, I bet you don't even know who designed that hat.
Ex-fan: Man, I bet you don't even know who designed that hat.
by sneakhead December 29, 2009
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the upper class mug.i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome
by its me A.G. June 19, 2010
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Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.
Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.
Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.
Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.
Step 5: Escape.
What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.
Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.
Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.
Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.
Step 5: Escape.
What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker
Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
by t-bozz January 28, 2013
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