Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

looking you upside your head

Looking you upside your head means to look at you in a crazy manner due to something that's going on crazy around you due to your allowance.

That wench was looking you upside your head like she had a problem with you.

by Brat069 April 25, 2019

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

upside down Woopsie Wazey

When you are getting a hand job and the person has their hand upside down with her pinky up.

I was laying in my bed and Amanda was giving me an upside down woopsie wazey.

by Bigbagger1231 August 19, 2023

Upside-down Pear

A person whose chest sticks out relatively farther than their buttocks.

Her body type is like an upside-down pear.

by EmmettLBrowneEmmettLBrown April 28, 2022

upside down kiss

During sex before you cum in her reach over and kiss her neck as a sign of pleasure

Last night I gave baby girl a upside down kiss

by Core2772 June 19, 2022

upside down pizza

When the female suck the males dick and then kisses the male, transferring the cum to the mans mouth, witch is proceeded with the man spitting the cum in the woman's vagina (giving her a rim job).

I did the upside down pizza with you teacher.

by Me.merpy March 8, 2016