turn you upside down

When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
"Man, my PE teacher was so mad at you yesterday he threatened to turn you upside down!"
by ManJuice98 August 27, 2015
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upside down arse

A stupid person (usually used in text)
Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*

Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"
by Rageyyyy August 24, 2021
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Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region
Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked
by Jimpson October 31, 2020
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An egregious act that I can't believe is actually seen as acceptable in todays society. It is so horrid that I will not even type the definition of the action in here. I don't get how kids these days are into this and why are they teaching this to our children
"Me, my girlfriend, her brother, and their mom totally went for some upside down reverse sherif sherif last week"
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Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off
by shartacus October 07, 2022
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The upside down Mary Poppins

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
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