Twilight is the part of the day between the going down and rising of the sun. So generally, it's night time.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.
"Meet me by the lake at Twilight."
"We'll do the spell at Twilight."
"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."
"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"
"We'll do the spell at Twilight."
"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."
"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"
by 2Girrls1Laptop September 19, 2009

a shit series written by the oh-so-brilliant author stephenie meyer. it is a mockery of feminism and everything that women have worked for. after reading a few chapters, readers should decide that it is not literature--it is glorified fanfiction. edward cullen (the blasted perfect man of the series) is a creepy stalker that is basically an abusive husband. seriously, young girls really want a guy like that? go to the nearest jail. plenty of sex offenders there! it is 4 shit long books of bella's highly annoying thoughts. she is very obviously a mary sue--every single character that has offended her is looked down upon (leah clearwater). it's a novel (ha, "novel") of size 20 font that takes up, possibly only half the page and the books are about 20' in width, 50' in length. a waste of trees. no one quite important dies except for one person but her family was willing to sacrifice her for the safety of bella. bella could do no wrong. even when she screws up, she is still "amazing". i could go on.
by gorillabear June 30, 2010

Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
by aebsdy May 6, 2010

My version of Twilight:
Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.
Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.
END.
Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.
Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.
END.
by Typical Elitist Metalhead July 9, 2010

A book that Stephenie Meyer probably wrote in around ten minutes. She has NO idea what a vampire is, she has NO idea how to make characters develop, and she has NO idea how to come up with a story that hasn't already been used. Yeah, she copied a T.V. show called Roswell. In Meyerland, vampires glitter when the sunlight hits their skin. They play baseball when there is a storm, because every time the ball hits the bat thunder occurs. They have no fangs and call themselves "vegetarians". A lot of people call Bella a Mary Sue, but I disagree. Mary Sues are supposed to be perfect. Bella loves a sadistic fairy, nothing pleases her, and she complains about how she has never had a boyfriend, even though she turned down probably the whole population of her school. None of the characters develop or change over time, and they have no personality.
Roswell-
Max isn't from Earth. He isn't supposed to get attached to anyone human, so he's a loner. There are two other unearathly ones, Isabelle and Michael. Isabelle is pretty mean sometimes, and Michael doesn't have control over his alien powers. Max meets Liz in the biology room and constantly stares at her. Eventually they fall in love, even though they aren't supposed to.
Twilight-
Edward is a vampire. He isn't supposed to converse with people because it would be too easy to uncover his vampirish self. There are three other vampires: Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett. Rosalie can be pretty mean sometimes, and Jasper can't control his vampire powers. Edward and Bella meet in the biology room. Edward always stares at Bella. They aren't supposed to fall in love, but they to anyway.
Max isn't from Earth. He isn't supposed to get attached to anyone human, so he's a loner. There are two other unearathly ones, Isabelle and Michael. Isabelle is pretty mean sometimes, and Michael doesn't have control over his alien powers. Max meets Liz in the biology room and constantly stares at her. Eventually they fall in love, even though they aren't supposed to.
Twilight-
Edward is a vampire. He isn't supposed to converse with people because it would be too easy to uncover his vampirish self. There are three other vampires: Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett. Rosalie can be pretty mean sometimes, and Jasper can't control his vampire powers. Edward and Bella meet in the biology room. Edward always stares at Bella. They aren't supposed to fall in love, but they to anyway.
by Buffy Fan February 25, 2011

The act of one man having rough anal sex with another. Based off of the perceived homosexually surrounding the characters in the movie twilight. In a non literal sense it can be used to mean screwed or fucked.
John: Dammit dude, stop spawn killing me.
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010

hi twilight!
by BAMBIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2009
