tub of lad

a group chat that is very entertaining with drama, football and comedy the group chat is well known for the football club witch is named tub of lad fc they have big names such as dodd dada and welch

did you see what happened in tub of lad ?

by tub of lad member December 18, 2022

Tub Fire

Self contained disaster of no real significant’s. Something that looks horrific and deadly on the surface. In actuality is not as bad as it seems.

Although the car crash looked bad, no one was killed. It turned out too be nothing but a tub fire.

by chucky lavinder April 23, 2022

tub bangers

Tub bangers. Referring the musical act Blue man group. Perhaps as a way of frowning down upon on them. With slight homo roasting under tones

Person 1 "Hey whos "blue man group" want to listen to them?"
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers

by Manicawesomeness March 25, 2023

chub in the tub

When a man likes a woman with a few extra pounds

See my man J, he likes a lil' chub in the tub.

by Dicksunhairy February 4, 2021

Chub Tub

Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.

dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly

by theswagster April 18, 2016

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower, and then stomp it into the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day and all of the sudden I pooped, so I decided to press it into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.

Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.

by Megaddon January 17, 2010