When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.
by El horchata August 24, 2017

by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020

The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...
by Micky Willy January 19, 2014

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
by JohannFarley November 14, 2014

The section of the marching band that hates everyone in that section. We also are the loudest, and talk when we aren't supposed to. We are lazy and make crude jokes. Even the section leader acts like the rest of the trumpets.
by MarchingBandKid April 25, 2016

by ZE Burrito July 15, 2016
