If headache is a person, Tristan Velosa is your guy. He has the biggest clown feet that anyone on this planet could have but the funny thing he is one of the shortest on this planet. Measuring at a whopping 5'2. He is a good guy but a fucking doos.
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Tristan: hey bestie wanna go to the mall?!
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bestie: ofc lets go girl Tristan
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