torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 01, 2013

Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.

I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

by RockGod1985 April 21, 2016

Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"

by Lean.meany1237 July 20, 2024

Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 24, 2011

Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth

I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years

by dinyab April 14, 2011

Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.

It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!

by 18872977 April 19, 2008

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021