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anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater
Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping
by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020
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Torpedo Girl

by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo July 17, 2020
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taco torpedo

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.
Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.
by dick e September 8, 2020
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Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.
"He just did a human torpedo!"
by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012
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Yellow Torpedo

When one person pisses on another person while under water.
I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool
by daringe September 9, 2011
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Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
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space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.
Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?
by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023
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