Taking the Tiny

Taking the tiny is when, during a smoke session with your homies, you're a considerably baked but would like to a tad bit more high. Then you approach the bong/bowl and taking a tiny hit that would not get you high when you're sober but would get you slightly more high when you are already high. Thus improving your trip very slightly but a very enjoyable amount

Fraternity brother Edafelius enjoyed his high, however he wanted to enjoyed it more so he decided he would be taking the tiny and his night was the best night of his life.

by 2chainz_mullane January 25, 2017

taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.

Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.

by Hurricane Irma November 27, 2017

Taking an Abby

Taking an unusually large and time consuming dump.

Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”

by Aprilfoolsking May 17, 2018

Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.

He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.

by Tooonny January 20, 2019

Taking a Logan

The act of taking a giant shit. (ie.) the giant shit Logan Paul took all over his career.

I was taking a Logan and ran out of toilet paper.

by Rotten3 July 5, 2020

Taking a load to the dump

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.

She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.

by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020

Taking a Cruz

To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!

IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!

by revnorb February 19, 2021