by :) cat lady April 16, 2015
"My girlfriend and I were on fire and we knew we were going to die so we decided to at least give 53rd base a try so we could die with dignity."
P.S. "I do not know how I am telling this story right now."
P.S. "I do not know how I am telling this story right now."
by Pyrokryptonite April 06, 2009
When you refer to your other intimate moments with your partner as first, second or third base, yet you have forgotten that the next step is referred to as a "home run", and is not called "fourth base". Yes, fourth base is sex, but come on! Just call it a home run! All the other bases are used in a reference to the bases is baseball. Have you ever played baseball? There's no fourth base!
"Dude, I totally got to fourth base with my girlfriend last night"
"You mean a 'home run'?"
"Yeah, either way we totally smashed".
"You mean a 'home run'?"
"Yeah, either way we totally smashed".
by slurpeesaredelicous January 08, 2017
First is making out with tongue. If done properly, there should be no slobber on the female's face afterwards.
Second base is when a guy feels up a female's breast over clothing, under clothing, or under the bra.
Getting to third with a lady is fingering, and hitting her G spot- the bone or hard wall at the top of the inside the vagina where she is most sensitive.
Fourth or hitting home is when the guy penetrates her vagina with his member, and has sex.
Note: Third and fourth is usually done in one "run," though that run may require patience and a deeper emotional connection.
Second base is when a guy feels up a female's breast over clothing, under clothing, or under the bra.
Getting to third with a lady is fingering, and hitting her G spot- the bone or hard wall at the top of the inside the vagina where she is most sensitive.
Fourth or hitting home is when the guy penetrates her vagina with his member, and has sex.
Note: Third and fourth is usually done in one "run," though that run may require patience and a deeper emotional connection.
Lily (from How I Met Your Mother): *comes in with handprint on the breast area of her shirt. "It was finger-painting day at school and a 5-year-old boy got to second base with me."
by hitthatspot January 08, 2011
by Anonymouz Bob September 12, 2010
A term used to signify that a given individual is exceptionally based, generally in the form of an allusion implying that the person in question would be best hired by a potential department composed of equally based employees.
by Jalapeño October 22, 2020
Having Sex in the 11th dimension.
Usually involves Supergravity and M-theory. This results in having sex with your lover of choice, then ending up with your grandmother 46 years ago, then in a different galaxy, and finally you inexplicably become a tentacle monster that, for some reason, looks like a deviation of George W. Bush.
As you drift into eternity, screaming every known and unknown language, you question why you bothered to look past 4th base. You become insane.
Then you Die.
...In other words, a fun time. =D
Usually involves Supergravity and M-theory. This results in having sex with your lover of choice, then ending up with your grandmother 46 years ago, then in a different galaxy, and finally you inexplicably become a tentacle monster that, for some reason, looks like a deviation of George W. Bush.
As you drift into eternity, screaming every known and unknown language, you question why you bothered to look past 4th base. You become insane.
Then you Die.
...In other words, a fun time. =D
by Intoxicable April 05, 2011