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Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?
Who ate the Ass-Sponge again?
by Zombie Billy Mays April 12, 2011
Mark: I'm going to start saving up for a big musical shopping spree :P
Lizzie: Bills first...
The world: what a fun sponge
Lizzie: Bills first...
The world: what a fun sponge
by I have big boobs May 18, 2011
by Chicken March 20, 2004
by migady June 22, 2017
A love sponge is one who is completely in awe of their partner, catering to their every wish. (S)He loves to lie in their partner's arms like a pile of goo, soaking up all the love. When squeezed, the love starts to pour out of them in the form of overly romantic gestures, often accompanied by an excited squeal.
Friend 1: "That guy, Carlyle, took his girl on an all-day date, gave her wine, chocolates, a picnic, wrote her a sonnet and performed it for her. To finish off the date, they watched Netflix while he rubbed her feet."
Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."
Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."
by aliyyah27 February 06, 2016
Man, last night i had a feast of tangarines and sponge box. Yea i thought i could smell sponge box on your breath.
by Mike December 11, 2003
by ISAAC THE GREEN March 24, 2004