Tijuana dentist

Surprising this is not available on the Web: I've burrowed around and cannot find it. It is probably Hollywood slang from the 1940s, when it was common to travel across the US / Mexican border to get excellent dental work for a quarter of what you'd pay in California - remembering that anybody with aspirations to go before a movie camera must have a better-than-perfect smile.

"Tijuana Dentist" is a euphemism for crossing the border to get a quick abortion, if you happen to be an aspiring starlet who gets knocked up. In that era there was no easy path to a legal pulling of the rabbit. So if you were expecting and did not expect to expect you would tell everyone you were going to Tijuana to get your teeth fixed.

If you say "She's taken a week off to go see a Tijuana Dentist" it means the young lady in question has made a quick trip South of the Border to get a fetus yanked.

by SpeedyBB April 3, 2022

Tijuana Rose

A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.

A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.

by 2014_chiguy September 8, 2021

Tijuana back-cut

When felling a tree, a Tijuana back cut is when you do not cut a notch, just a straight back-cut.

Term only applies when felling entire tree

You don’t need a notch, just give it a Tijuana back-cut

by Morrison Redwing August 21, 2021

Tijuana Iguana

A Latina version of a Lot Lizard

I stopped at the truck stop late last night and was approached by a Tijuana Iguana.

by Martini17 October 1, 2024

Tijuana breadstick

Rub your knob with tajin and peanut butter and let your dog lick it off until it pukes down your penis hole, afterwards jerk off your penis until you cum the mixture into a blasian women's ear.

I enjoyed a tijuana breadstick after a long day of jouping

by Jahumus September 2, 2025

Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.

Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...

by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025

Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.

I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.

by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025