thread

The annoying alternative one uses on a forum instead of using "topic". The only forum software known to man that uses "thread" is VBulletin.

Noob: This is a funny thread!

Pro: Shut the hell up you retarded noob, it's called a topic.

by Da Milkman February 24, 2009

Thread Jumping

Accidentally posting a comment on the wrong thread when you have two or more conversations going on an internet social network.

Nobody knew what the hell she was talking about when she posted her bra size in the conversation about religion. She was totally thread jumping.

by Jypsy Jool September 3, 2011

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Thread lice

Those who contribute to a sudden blossoming of entries in a blog's comments by non-regulars attracted by a particular issue and who do not add constructively to the continuing dialog. Comment spammers.

Comment by a regular: Thread lice. The infestation will clear up after a while.

by sbw January 30, 2007

threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009

spinning a golden thread

The act of evacuating urine from one's truncheon of love/cavern of wonders.

I was spinning a golden thread the other day when I realised I needed to curl one out too...

by Pystique February 17, 2010