When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.
Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.
by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009
Get the Flying Carpetmug. Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.
by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003
Get the fly the birdmug. by [js] September 1, 2008
Get the bosh it in on the flymug. What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
by Telephony September 28, 2013
Get the flying penismug. by YoungMoneytheGod May 13, 2005
Get the fly to deathmug. An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.
by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009
Get the Ass Flymug. 