Miss Wipe

when you wipe your ass after a shit and get a bit on your hand.

fuuuuuck i just miss wiped. i’m gonna cut off my hand.

by angie003 May 23, 2020

wall wipe

A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.

Timothy's wall wipe had more cum than his ejacualtion.

by Jews clues January 23, 2016

No Wipe December

A month where one person does not wipe at all for all of December to prevent asshole cancer.

Honey, we cant do anal today, I am partaking in No Wipe December.

by Monster Dong 69 December 11, 2020

Winter wipe

Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.

Yeah last night chad winter wiped me. Yay

by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023

relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.

Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.

by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021