furry purple wiggle lamp

a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure

"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"

by pati September 14, 2006

cross legs, hold crotch, wiggle around

methods of holding in pee

kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work

by Lizzle May 11, 2003

stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

by chris_2191 January 31, 2008

Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

group wiggle

When your in a room full of people and all of their phones buzz at the same time, because you all share a group message.

person 1 *phone buzzes*
person 2 *phone buzzes*
person 3 *phone buzzes*
person 4 "man, I wish I was a part of a group wiggle"
person 2 "ill add you, bro"

by wormlord20 February 4, 2022

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

wiggle woggle

When driving and the road has various stops, turns, and obstacles making through passage difficult for travel

"Hey Mr. Leo Potter, how do I get back to M-23 from wal-mart?? "
-"take it to 65 north to avoid the wiggle woggle of Alpena!"

by Hair parted down the middle July 21, 2023