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River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.
by StanCan January 23, 2007
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road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.
"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
by Xaxen October 10, 2007
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Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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road limo

the act of giving and/or receiving oral stimulation on the penis while inside an motor vehicle, not restricted to a limousine.

Synonyms: road head
Chastity was riding shotgun in the car with Kasra, when she felt an uncontrollable urge to give him road limo.
by skierdude9732 February 25, 2011
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Road Swag

The act of finding something useful on the road or ground during a journey of any kind.
I found a hammer on the my bike ride yesterday. Best road swag I've found yet.
by 3viliv3 June 28, 2021
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Bum Road

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.
“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
by Bochy e December 4, 2019
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Road Rug

A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.
Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...
by Merkeddy January 19, 2018
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