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Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.
Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.
by silversoul94 December 8, 2019
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River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
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Sophie rivers

a girl that has frequent intercourse with her brother
bradley rivers did his sister Sophie Rivers the other day
by steph middleditch March 3, 2022
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Rivers Cuomo

Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.
by blockofcheese April 5, 2020
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Menam River

The old name of the Chao Phraya River (Jao Praya, Chao Praya, the River of Kings, etc.) given by Westerners who resided in Siam (Thailand) until like 1950s, it means "River River" in Thai. This means it originally doesn't have its name, people back then just called it "Maenam" (or Menam).
This river has its length at 376 km, it used to be about as long as Mekhong river back in the ice age period, the mouth was at the current location of South China Sea halfway between Borneo Island and Ca Mau Peninsula, Vietnam.
All the maps written by the Westerners used to labelled this river that flows through Bangkok "Menam River".
by Shiine-1 February 27, 2022
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Olentangy River

A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.

Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer cans, glass bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal crate.

The toxicity of the river is known throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have a 50/50 shot of obtaining super powers or a mutated third limb.

A number of Canadian geese and mallards call this river home, but most notably are the four white geese nicknamed Floppy, Goon, Retard Goose and Fluffy.
The Olentangy River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew and Rowing teams have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.

Drunk 1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!

Drunk 2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy River!
by Abandkid March 4, 2011
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Chalk River

Deep river's ballsack, well known for its greasy truck stop food, and trailer park trash.
Sentence: here's that shitty town chalk river we have to pass through to get to deep.

Person 2: we could always take the Wylie and smoke one
by 420canada August 27, 2016
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