crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Crook

Wild, amazing, bizarre, wonderous

The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)

by jay parker November 26, 2022

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Crook

Rick Thorganson

Rick Thorganson is a arrogant Crook

by Jusoslsllll March 17, 2022

Little Crook

"Little Crook" (noun): A captivating individual, admired for their intelligence, wit, and charm. This person seamlessly incorporates humorous emojis into their communication, adding a playful touch to every interaction. Their beauty extends beyond appearance, encompassing the allure of their intellect and charismatic personality. Notably, they possess the unique ability to be intellectually evasive in an appreciable way, making conversations engaging and thought-provoking.

You're a Little Crook but I love that about you.

by Ikran Blaque December 18, 2023

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024