couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 17, 2021

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013

Wig soup

When a cosplayer or drag queen washes multiple wigs at the same time, hence making wig soup

Damn I need to make some wig soup soon

by Wig-soup September 14, 2020

man in a wig

"Man in a wig"

1. A insult for a man "pretending" to be a woman online or an insult for trans women.

2. locals on roblox trying to be funny on da hood.

1. Eww it's a man in a wig!

2. "a man in a wig just stomped me on da hood"

by sevenbigbubbleguppies October 14, 2023

Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

Wig Rock

Haircut. (Both men and women)

I just got my wig rocked at the barber shop, dawg!

by BP December 19, 2003

Slut Wig

A person, most times a girl, who gets into the ears of a person and turns that person against thier own friend. The term is created from the girl being a slut and being all in the persons ear like an ear wig.

Catherine told Mike that i think he's an asshole and now he wont talk to me. She's such a slut wig.

by Meyers A. August 6, 2008