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Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.
Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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indie-surfer

A person that is edgy with a laid back, unrestrained outlook on his beliefs, looks like a surfer but has an indie outlook.. The combination of both.∆¶°°
He has an indie-surfer vibe.. He's pretty cool.
by cdawc February 24, 2015
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tongue surfer

Someone who loves using their tongue on a woman's pussy.
Ron's such a tongue surfer with anyone he's with!
by The_Swampfox May 27, 2023
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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
by K&LB June 27, 2020
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alliance surfer

Alliance Surfer: someone who trolls Empires and Puzzles looking for Titan points.
Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.
by Queen Abacus January 22, 2020
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Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.
Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night
by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025
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Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.
Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick
by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020
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