He didn't need a skateboard or sled, he could go cardboard sliding down the hill on that box the new washer came in.
by helen1929 January 28, 2013

The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.
by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009

Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?
Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession
Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession
by Lord farquaads dad August 7, 2020

Nick: They said we eat too much
Malena: I hope you slip and slide
Nick: These new regulations make me want to slip and slide
Malena: I hope you slip and slide
Nick: These new regulations make me want to slip and slide
by realchatter September 25, 2023

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)
by When_ January 6, 2021

When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy
by Gucci Slider November 2, 2022

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.
by MufflePig March 4, 2023
