“Oof” she snorts, Melvin is known as Mel b, Kyles twin, One oF neils daughters , or Melissa.Shes a rusty door knob and and smells a bit spoony she is a baby girl that I have to ShH 👀
by KyleShrekspickle May 8, 2019
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Get the Melvin mug.Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.
Guy 1: Whats that smell?
Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.
Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin
Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.
Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin
by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017
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“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
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