by Orb42 December 15, 2020
A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
by Bleepblow February 19, 2021
When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills
Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!
by Avon-6 September 17, 2021
The older employees at the Fukushima nuclear plant who stayed behind to try to stem the meltdown so that their younger colleagues could escape radiation poisoning.
"I have normal, healthy babies today because my older supervisor at the Fukushima plant insisted I flee while he stayed to lock down the cooling towers. He is their true grandfather, their Fukushima Grandpa."
by WWIII reenactor July 04, 2024
When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.
by Super E Money October 18, 2007
When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
by Studmuffin420 January 05, 2024
The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 09, 2019