When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.
My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.
by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021
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The food eaten when you have a flu.
Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods
by Lucky_Icecube July 30, 2017
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To go at somebody physically (by fighting them)^1 and/or verbally (by saying hurtful stuff)^2
"Shut the up fuck talking to me before I come over there and flood yo ass" ^1 or "Shut the fuck up talking to me before I hurt yo feelings and flood yo ass."^2
by Davezs May 14, 2022
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(n.) a horrible annoying piece of shit caused by fay that gets in all of your friends' houses and destroys everything and makes alligators and fish in the street and makes it so you can't go to school, etc. In short, you just hate it; because you hate Fay and it is a by-product of Fay.

(adj.) Since the flood is hated so much, it is used as an adjective roughly equivalent to the British term "bloody" or "bleeding"
(n.) Damn that flood, there was an alligator in my nieghbor's car, and a fish in my bedroom-canal!

(adj.) You are a flooding idiot. You floody moron.
by Fay-Hater August 22, 2008
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The surname of a typical teacher that that one kid really favours. Not a specific teacher but ANYONE.
Oh, they're with Flood today.
by Noah Flood May 13, 2022
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When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything
The floods were so rapid
by Shameka w October 30, 2017
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