Fed

A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not

Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed

by pseudoymui April 27, 2021

Fed

feeding in the past

His mother fed him breast milk.
He gets spoon fed by his teacher
My name is fed

by Cunty pseudonym February 5, 2023

Fed Sweep

A Fed Sweep is when you clean a space (usually your room) to remove all things that would land you in legal or parental trouble. You meticulously clean out these to things to the point where if the feds tore up your room, they wouldn’t find anything.

“Bro my mom found a cart in my jacket pocket the other day. I think she might search my room”

“Bro Fed Sweep that shit. Can’t have her finding nothing!”

by dingus73 January 30, 2024

fed

a nigger who snitches on people

aye khriy travis latney from wiliiam wirt middle school is a fed

by jjthegod December 8, 2019

natty grass fed athlete

A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein

“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”

by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021

Fedded

Fucking deaded. When someone is deaded beyond belief, it’s apropos to refer to them as fedded. Extredded (extremely deaded) ir compledded (completely deaded) also suffice.

Me: yo what’s up with Vic, are you inviting him out tonight
Frank: na man, he works double shifts everyday like a fucking slave, his social life is fedded.

Me: Vic, what’s up with that girl you were supposed to have over last night, did you get any action?
Vic: (no response)
Frank: fedded

by Brazi scum May 13, 2024

dusty FED

Short for Corrupt Cop or Federal that can not be trusted.

Yo Bruv, You're Dad's a Dusty FED

by KonstantChaos December 28, 2023