Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.
by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022
A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven February 19, 2010
The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
by IHateMyLife69420666 November 09, 2019
When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 09, 2025
Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022