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dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.
Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.
by HobO_DeluxE June 6, 2014
mugGet the dong cheddarmug.

dong duel

An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.
Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.
by Mistah Know-it-all December 22, 2020
mugGet the dong duelmug.

dong sniffer

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.
I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!
by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010
mugGet the dong sniffermug.

a huge dong

what you dont have
"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"
by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 6, 2017
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shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle
oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong
by average discord mod April 26, 2023
mugGet the shit dongmug.

Dong Hater

A person that's not interested in cock
Hey bro, look at those two dong haters.
by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016
mugGet the Dong Hatermug.

Dong Effect

The phenomena where images of a penis in a television show or movie cause mental anguish to a viewer.
The golden dong scene in episode 9 of "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" caused James to seek aggressive psycho-therapy. This is the dong effect.

The showing of Dr. Manhattan's blue dong in The Watchmen movie resulted in manic-depression in many viewers. This is the dong effect.
by Eunice LegalIssuesClass December 4, 2010
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