Slab

Like a dab but the way cool kids say it! A wave originated by the buddies in Pueblo,Co!

Damn that’s a fat ass slab buddy!
Wanna slab?

by Slabstarleo May 11, 2022

Slab

Frat boy, FERDA kind of guy, you see a group of them outside of the bar tryna holler

Damn look at all those slabs over there

by yourdadlikesanna July 6, 2025

Slabs

Used whenever something is surprising, but not enough to say “woah” or “wow”.
May be used as a wicked form of exclamation, akin to “Pirates!”

Dude bro : “Yo Gurt, look at this art I made!”
Gurt : “Slabs!”

by Chuunophomia August 11, 2025

bulging slab

A growth on the gooch of a male . Cyst , Pimple or a general growth on the gooch

" did you get up to much at the weekend?" "Nah bud , I was caught up all weekend with a bulging slab"

by Budzer December 20, 2017

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

slab of piss

Partaking in a glass of alcohol

Ayo buddy wanna grab a slab of piss before work?

by LilScooter March 1, 2024