Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.

Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.

by QuacksO March 16, 2023

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Get the Fed-exmug.

fed

It means annoying, snitch, talker, secret, or suspicious. Teenagers got the idea to use this word (almost) as a reference to the U.S. FBI.

“Nah, that sh*t’s fed!”
“I cannot tell you because you’re fed”
“Did you hear about Lani? Apparently she’s super fed.”

by Chol3Effiel December 23, 2021

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Get the fedmug.

Fed-licker

Someone who is working for the federal government, or who is working with/influenced by those working for the federal government to divide the libertarian party based on false left vs right paradigms.

The libertarian party was becoming a real success until the fed-lickers started to divide them with partisan rhetoric

by regjoeschmo May 12, 2024

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