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bryan classic

when your winning 10 to 0 against the opposing team, and the enemy does a flawless come back, which they then essentially win.
bryan: gg ez, go next enemy actually brain dead not even bowling.
(20 minutes)
jiwon: fuck man we just pulled a bryan classic.
by IcanTakeYouToTheFirstClass April 20, 2022
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Classic Roger

A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.

The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).

Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016
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Tom Classic

"Oh he's pulled a Tom Classic."

A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.

A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.

It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.
"Oh he's left-right as we needed him, he's pulled a Tom Classic."
by Omg_im_aware January 4, 2022
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Fryer classic

where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house
mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
by Vizify January 29, 2020
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Hydro classic

A person that masterbate’s in any form of water ( hot tubs, tubs, jacuzzis, showers, swimming pools
by Kel0692 January 19, 2018
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Classical Saxophone

The saxophone was invented much later than other traditional orchestral instruments which is why it's rarely used in a classical setting.
Dear God he's so attractive. But he plays the CLASSICAL SAXOPHONE.

There is only one classical saxophone gig and some guy in France already has it.
by jazzman1994 May 12, 2020
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Wiggly classics

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
wiggly classics used audio of greg dying and call is a mistake
by snakes# December 28, 2020
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