irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

TENDER

Scared , emotional, acting female like, in you feelings , not Manning up

Dawg man up, you always actin all tender.

by Big Oc Diesel January 26, 2017

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

by Snowdick March 14, 2023

Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.

I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

tender noodle

someone who is over sensitive, or soft to any given situation.

"did you see that know it all get upset they were actually wrong? I know, what a tender noodle."

by Miroku007 May 10, 2021

cat tenders

a skinny cat

my cat tenders ate themselves

by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022

tender loving care

TLC.

It's good to be tender loving care.

by Debskelly1985 April 23, 2023