Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

meat tenderizer

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.

We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Tenacious D

A band that sung the greatest song in the world to a deom and forgot, only to write what must've been the second greatest song, Tribute. Stared in their own movie, 'Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny'. They realised the government totally sucks you motherfucker, the government totally sucks. Finally, they met Beelezeboss in the final showdown! Pwnage.

What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band:
-A good name
-Kick ass songs on every album
-Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man!
-They made a movie which caused uber pwnage

Guy 1: Sassafrass owns!
Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns.
Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D
Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.

by Tremaine S May 7, 2007

Tenager

When a child turns 10 and they think they have the mentality of a Teenager. Happens more often to girls than guys. Essentially, it's a tween but a more logical word and not as fluffy as the word tween.

She sure has an baditude.

It's ok, she just thinks she's a tenager.

by DrArkaneX January 24, 2011

Tender A

When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.

Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.

by weej December 18, 2004

Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

Tenacity (10acity)

A drinking game where players use 10 cups, each player gets 1 cup of water, 1 cup of chaser, and one shot glass. You play a game such as never have I ever or 2 truths and a lie. To begin a game, all players chug one cup of beer. The first one finish goes first. The object is to last as long as my as you can with only your original chaser cup. Once you need a refill chaser or something else, you loose. GOOD LUCK!

Wanna be a badass? OK...then let's play Tenacity (10acity)! 😎

by Loose_Arrow June 27, 2015