Teddy Bear Ass 

A Flat Ass, An Ass That Disappears Into The Persons Back, Giving Them A Torso That Looks Like A Teddy Bears.

"The Simpsons Characters Have Teddy Bear Asses."

Teddy Bear Ass by Ibble June 19, 2006

Teddy Bomb 

A teddy bomb is when a man gets tied to the ceiling and people throw pieces of crap at him

i got teddybombed last night

Teddy Bomb by julio June 19, 2006

teddy vinal 

A fat fuck who cant afford a hair cut and his hair line is so fucking receiting and he has a very small dick, end of story

Wow you're such a teddy vinal

teddy vinal by Syndax June 18, 2018

Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

Teddy petting by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017

Teddy time 

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

Teddy time by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Teddy SJ lumpy 

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

Teddy SJ lumpy by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023

teddy bear 

Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.

Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!

teddy bear by Mogely July 28, 2008