orgasm technician

A person who is skilled at giving orgasms to other people and does so with little apparent effort can be considered an orgasm technician.

Kate: Wow, 7 orgasms in ten minutes! You must be an orgasm technician!

by Scotsmantoohotsman March 17, 2011

cable technician

Cable technician is someone who often is a badass that can climb/gaff a pole in less then 30 seconds . Someone who linemen wish they could be . #badass #motherfucker

You see that cable technician I wish I could be like him .

by #cableguy June 5, 2017

PDR Technician

1. The most skilled of all automotive technicians.

2. Commonly found in establishments such as Hooters.

Really struggling to get hold of my PDR Technician, what's the landline for the local Hooters?

by TDNGroup October 1, 2018

technicolor yawn

the act of throwing up, most commonly alcohol-induced

Mikie slammed five tequilas after those Buds and then launched a technicolor yawn all over Vanessa's boobs.

by Jim&Sally February 18, 2009

technicolour

much like a rainbow, technicolour shoots out beams of coloured light instantly making people around it cheerful.

'you feeling the technicolour?'

by qwertty11 March 5, 2009

Anaesthetic Technician

Anaesthetic Technicians mainly work in the operating theatre with anaesthetists (specialist medical doctors), they are also called to other areas of the health care facility to assist in cardiac arrest situtations or with patients who could arrest if not treated appropriately. They assist the anaesthetist in managing your airway...if you don't breath, you die and when you are anaesthetised the drugs generally make you not breath, some people are easy to maintain an airway on & others aren't and patients will die if their airway is not patent. Anaesthetic Technicians combine clinical and technical knowledge & skills to help ensure things run smoothly when you are having your surgery!

If you have a car accident and suffer massive trauma and are taken to a hospital emergency department and the staff are finding it difficult to put an airway tube in your wind pipe they call the anaesthetic team that includes the anaesthetic doctor and anaesthetic technician. Who will then also transfer you to the operating theatre and try everything to keep you alive while the surgeon patches you up. The anaesthetic team will then transfer you once you are stable to intensive care, staff there will continue the good work the anaesthetic team started.

by Bambi lives October 17, 2012

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.

1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)

by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008