Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.

While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack

by Marieldan January 9, 2021

Ranger Takedown

Noun. A typically non-lethal, close-range move applied by New California Republic rangers of Fallout fame. The most common method consists of backing up, stopping completely, and quickly if not immediately preforming a leg sweep or full-palm strike. Can be used to trip opponents or otherwise send them flying backwards. Take care not to break your wrist attempting the latter maneuver.

I got raided by some Legionaries and had to pull a ranger takedown on their asses and run. Damn that Caesar.

by extremely aggressive mailman May 21, 2022

Mike Tated

Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.

I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.

by MACDADTATE August 12, 2022

complete taredown and rebuild

A total "disassembly down to da frame" overhaul of a weight-scale, paying particular attention to making sure dat it correctly reads "0" after it's been serviced and put back together.

Performing a complete taredown and rebuild of a scale --- no matter how through --- really isn't gonna do much good if its operator is gonna be "playing funny business" while using said weighing device, such as taping pebbles of lead sinkers underneath da measuring-platform, putting his thumb on da tray, etc.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$

You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal

by Four Square January 16, 2024

post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)

your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”

by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024

Post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored during and/or after doing something. This is taken from Latin post-mortem, or after death. In this case it means after boredom.

yer name maybe!: “Damn, markiplier’s play through of West of Loathing has got me thinking post-taedium about why was I bored in the first place.”

by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024