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Slutty Taco

When someone wears a loose-fitting shirt and when they lean over you can see right down their shirt.
Joe: Hey, man, isn't Sam such a Slutty Taco!

Shmoe: Yeah! Every time she bends over on class I can see right down her shirt.
by Bottlecap December 9, 2013
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Glossy taco

If you are reading this you are a holo sexual group of the cult leader cristine roughtenburg of simply nail logically
Gotta put on your glossy taco over our beautiful holo nails
by Holosexual25754 December 4, 2018
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water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.
Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.
by thetacoking October 28, 2013
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chrome taco

smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.
My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.
by C M 2 September 26, 2019
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Velvet Taco

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.
I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.
by Chipdl June 13, 2019
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messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion
Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!
by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010
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Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.
Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.
by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011
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